Archive for the 'Nostalgia' Category
Overview:
Giant robots from the planet Cybertron come to Earth and beat the shit out of eachother while fighting over the Allspark. Unexpected yet awesome humor, a smokin’ hot babe, Michael “I kick ass at making action movies” Bay, and Optimus-Fucking-Prime saying “Autobots, roll out.” round out the “this is one of the greatest movies ever made” factor.
Audience:
Anyone who gets all [...]
I haven’t seen the movie yet. I’ll probably see it Thursday (you’ll have my review shortly thereafter). But I’m absolutely positive that Transformers will be freakin’ awesome. No matter what you may read in stuff like this review, Dim ‘Transformers’ thuds with action.
Why won’t it suck? Let me explain it to you thusly:
Michael Bay makes [...]
Let me get this out of the way right now, this review is biased. For a person of my age (22) and background, it would be totally impossible to write an unbiased review of TMNT. Let me explain to you why.
It’s fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
I may have been the single biggest Ninja Turtles fan [...]
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