What If Gmail Had Been Designed By Microsoft?

November 20, 2007 in Funny, Geekery, Technology

This is just hilarious.

And that’s only halfway through the redesign process.  Check out the link above for more hilarity.
It’s so funny because it’s so true.

The Funniest Cat Video You Will Ever See

October 17, 2007 in Funny, YouTube

I’m not lying, this video made me laugh so hard that I was literally crying and could not breathe.
Behold, Catz.

The funniest cat video ever, amirite?

Stealing Books With Your Brain

July 25, 2007 in Books, Funny

How many times has this happened to you? 

Click to embiggen.
I did this just yesterday.  Gotta love those chairs in Barnes & Noble.  Luckily I didn’t set off any alarms.
Brought to you by xkcd, A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Cold Placenta Sandwiches

July 19, 2007 in Funny, Offbeat

This is a really disgusting story about a mother and her placenta:
A woman has won a court fight to keep the placenta after her daughter’s birth. She had planned to grind it up and ingest it as a way to fight postpartum depression, but now plans to bury it.
As we all know, the best thing [...]

The Great Internet Crash of 2007

July 18, 2007 in Funny, YouTube

Oh noes!  The tubes has been ovarloaded!  What is we to dooooooo???

The Procrastinator’s Creed

July 3, 2007 in Funny, Tips

I’m definitely a procrastinator.  Whether it’s writing a paper for college or cleaning my room at home (I’m pretty productive at work, because I don’t want to get fired), I always tend to procrastinate.  Luckily, lifehack.org offers some help for those of you who are like me in this article, Overcome Procrastination Once and For [...]

Paris Hilton Explains the Power of Keywords

June 25, 2007 in Blogging, Funny, Pop Culture

I’m going to run a little test inspired by Paris Hilton.  It’s actually inspired by a couple of posts I’ve read recently on keywords, but Paris Hilton jumpstarted my idea.
If everything I read is true (which prior experience tells me it is), using keywords increases traffic to your blog, and Paris Hilton is quite familiar [...]

I Was Attacked By A Chicken

June 21, 2007 in Funny, Violence

We have about 25 chickens.  One of them is a rooster.  Today, the rooster attacked me.
My parents are out of town for a few days, so I had to feed and water the chickens.  I’ve done this before, it’s no big deal.  Until today.  I was bringing their water container into the chicken coop, and [...]

Carlin’s Words of Wisdom

May 9, 2007 in Funny

I was just going through some of my old Assumption College webmail, and I came across an email from Schultz with some of George Carlin’s “new rules for 2006.”  Well it’s 2007 now, but these are still friggin hilarious.

New rule: stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com. There’s a reason you don’t talk to [...]